Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
