Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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