i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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