Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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