How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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