Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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