Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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