The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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