woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize