Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Randomize
