The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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