On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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