I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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