The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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