If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize
