I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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