i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
i believe in u and ur pee
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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