he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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