S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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