Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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