I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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