My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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