Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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