I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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