did you get engaged???
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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