Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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