So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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