There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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