if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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