bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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