Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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