He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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