You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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