its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Randomize
