Kiss
Puke
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I wish I only lived at night.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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