Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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