yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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