PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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