Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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