Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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