question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
