It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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