Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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