You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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