Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
