Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
your like the ambassador to my penis.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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