At least make sure they are 18
Why
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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