How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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