Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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