Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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