i was rollin on her like bob the builder
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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