it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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