She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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